I’m at the computer. The Roommate walks in.

Roomate: Hey Frost. I need a big strong man…

Frost: (looks up)

Roommate: … but you’ll do.

Frost: (spends the next chunk of his evening moving furniture to obscurely more attractive locations).

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  1. Ngo says:

    Your roommate made my day :-)

  2. MrJackAs says:

    Imo shoot your room moate he/she is seriously getting in the way of you posting more usefull stuff, “who does he/she think he/she is, i would love to have sex with he/she or maybe not..”

    Family guy references for the win!!! XD

  3. Easy solution to that is to lock the door while you’re on the computer. :)

  4. Kylaella says:

    I present to you the foreshadowing of wife aggro, or “waggro”. They have agendas and do not comply with raid schedules. Sure this is only a roommate but imagine if she could claim 50% of your assets and child support should you decide not to move furniture…

    Just wait until Grey’s Anatomy comes back on TV and hit her up to help you fix your car about 5 minutes into the premier episode.

  5. Valacia says:

    Well, at least you were uncommonly good looking while you did it I am sure.

  6. David says:

    Does your roommate call you Frost?

  7. Shahin says:

    rofl that made my day xD

  8. Hulder says:

    ROFL!! Thanks for a chuckle on an otherwise so-so day :-)

  9. Enthis says:

    That really cheered me up, lol

  10. Flyer says:

    Must be a slow news week. But am glad I didn’t get the same request.

  11. the Cheerleader says:

    Idk if it is a slow week.. Frost is camping so this is sent from the past:D oooo.. freaky! :P

  12. Omogon of Lethon says:

    he’s out in the woods with elves again ? I’m starting to get worried about this ;)

  13. Waltar says:

    Roomate-walking-in anecdotes usually involve some sorta horrifyingly embarassing and awkward moment. … or at least that’s what I’ve been told.

  14. Aldrong says:

    … but you’ll do, lol

  15. Jindrax says:

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PWNED!
    That made my day.

  16. TheAngryMongoose says:

    Yeah, see, it’s funny when a friend makes that joke; when your dad does it, something’s wrong.

  17. Nomadigin says:

    Never fails. Frost goes camping… new beta build hits.

  18. Ali Farstrider says:

    well now my coworkers are asking why I’m laughing… thanks for the cheerful awkward moment

  19. Dharion says:

    Frost, I think I love your roommate. If you don’t snatch her up, then may 10000 murlocs singing disco show tunes haunt your nights forever.

  20. Blackenwood says:

    Frost only dates Dwarves :)

  21. MitchPordon says:

    “moving furniture to obscurely more attractive locations” best part of this by far.

  22. Ddecisions says:

    I guess you will do.

  23. Schkrulnik Jenkins says:

    Based on previous Roommate posts, I think the score is like Roommate 50, Frost 0

  24. Glomsil says:

    Big strong man? But Frost’s a dwarf… Did the roomy settle for “stout and ornery?”

  25. Kieragan says:

    @ Omogon of Lethon

    I’m not worried about Frost’s frequent excursions into the wilderness, reason being…

    As a hunter, he’s communing with the mighty beasts that our class shares a deep connection with, and as a Dwarf he’s basking in the grandeur of the mighty mountains and majestic cliffs.

    I hope…. :)

  26. Kieragan says:

    @ Schkrulnik

    as for the score, i’m calling 6-0…giving roommate an extra point for the lightbulb bit

  27. Crosshair says:

    HAHA! That was pretty great.

  28. Echo says:

    Does she have small cushions on the sofas/couches?

    Nothing annoys me more than those tiny cushions. I think it’s something true with a lot of men. The couch is comfortable enough, the cushions just get in the way and aren’t even big enough to use as a decent pillow.

  29. Duckaholic says:

    Haha, looks like she found a focus dump for you.

  30. Alisaunder says:

    She secretly wants your uncommonly good looking. Load bearing wrists.