As I sit here blogging from the distant past I’m looking over my sadly neglected article ideas folder. It’s where I put ideas for WHU entries; however, my actual process usually involved thinking of something, making a mental note of what a great article that is that needs to be written, and then forgetting about it immediately (other than the lingering certainty that I had a fantastic idea at some point). Anyhow, the result is that my ideas folder tends to basically collect junk. There are a whole ton of random quotes, most of them wow-related, but also an increasing number of roommate stories.
I think the roommate stories happen because I’m usually working on WHU stuff when they happen — either she comes in the computer room and says something crazy (then hits me, usually) or I’m taking a smoke break with her and she says something crazy, then hits me. So here are the roommate notes currently in the WHU article ideas folder:
Roommate comes into the computer room and sits at the other computer. This is a big deal for her, as she usually refuses to use the “demon box.” After a short time she’s making increasingly cranky noises, until finally she blurts out: “Goddamn it just show me your underwear!” I continue my raiding, thinking silence is the safer road. This is uncommonly wise of me. I do not get hit.
I’m chatting with the roommate, and she’s telling this story about helping her friend move earlier that day:
Roommate: It was funny, they were all treating my like I was fragile. They wouldn’t let me lift anything heavy.
Frostheim: Well sure, you’re a girl, therefore you are fragile.
Roommate: I am NOT fragile.
Frostheim: You’re a delicate flower.
Roommate: That’s true, I am.
Frostheim: Like a marigold.
Roommate: I hate marigolds! They aren’t delicate.
Frostheim: Yeah, and neither are you.
Roommate: Fuck you. I’m goddamned girly and delicate! (hits Frostheim)
Roommate comes into the computer room while I’m raiding, looking droopy and exhausted. She sits down next to me and puts her head on my shoulder.
Roommate: I need your help. Teach me to be like you and have no emotions so people don’t come to me with all their problems.
Frostheim: Yeah, you see how that isn’t working out, right?
Roommate hits frostheim.
I think you have been going to the zoo and hanging out with elves and it has affected your mind
When a girl asks to see your underwear it is never wise to deny that request!
I think I’m crushin’ on your roomate, she’s teh awesomesauce. <3
That was an awesome post! Love those funny tidbits.
Best post I’ve read all year. Nearly crashed my car reading it.
Women are wired differently that we Frost. They don’t think like we do… My wife is a prime example. “Oh, you don’t wanna talk because your looking at your gear.” : /
women are goddamn delicate flowers… don’t forget it… probably why you should stop trying to set our she-trees on fire during raids.
Thanks for the giggles. Hope it was clean underwear.
Did Marigold hit you after reading your article? I actually LOLd on the last one.
Women do read this blog, fyi. I’m a woman and I read WHU!
…Jeez, it sounds like I’m admitting an addiction: Hi. My name is Llyrra. (Hi Llyrra!) I read Frostheim’s blog.”
Just ask her out.
haha Warcraft Hunters Union Anonymous
The last one :
“Roommate: I need your help. Teach me to be like you and have no emotions so people don’t come to me with all their problems.
Frostheim: Yeah, you see how that isn’t working out, right?
Roommate hits frostheim.”
Is just Epic
pics or it didn’t happen.
Haha your roommate sounds awesome, all men should realise we are not fragile but we are delicate flowers, BIG difference
I’d like to think I’m more like a weed than a flower, or perhaps a fungus.
All I can say is, I like your roommate
Llyrra, will you marry me? xD
Omg not hunter related but even more epic than an hunter post on lvl85 raiding…
No wait these are of equal epic awsomeness ^.^
That’s an awful lot of hitting for just “roommate.” Are there any other signs of affection? Has she begun leaving crumpled flowers with the petals plucked off or small rodents half-chewed?
i get this paranoid feeling that this whole frost and his roommate thing has a real edward norton/brad pitt in fight club vibe going on.
Well we could just ask Hrist if he really has a roommate. Hrist, does frost really have a roommate?
It just came to me that a podcast of Hrist doing relationship advice would be pure gold.
Can’t reply – laughing too hard.
(GG is a girl)
Great stuff. Will there be more collected Wisdoms form the roommate? I would indeed look forward to those.
Rofl!!
Since we’re doing confessions… I’m a double-x too, as in, chromosomes. Which should be obvious to those who are well-versed in Scandinavian folklore (assignment: Google “Hulder”)
And can I join WHU Anonymous?
The last one was epic!
Keep the stories comming!!
the roomie sounds awesome.
She single?
Hahahaha. That’s cute.
Your roomate needs a pair of Frostheim Goggles by the sounds of it.
Of course women read the WHU! In fact, if the emails I get are any kind of indication, a very large percentage of the readership are women.
The majority of the WHU readers have to be female! It’s Frostheim’s uncommon good looks!
It’s funny because I always associated “uncommon goodness” with elves… (Think cookies)
This was really funny and your roommate sounds awesome!
PS I am a female reader to…
Watch out Frost…I had a roommate like that. You know what happened to her…she is now my wife.
Only got one thing to say to that… ROLFMAO
Just looooove your roommate stories. Keep em coming from time to time!
Always fun to read and brings up some weird memories alike from my own past….
Greets from Germany!