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I have to say I’m positively delighted every time I see the first and final draft of these comics. Shadowstreak is always adding in this hilarious touches that make me laugh — like Gnolldeath’s antics or the hilarious recount (all the script said was that there should be a meter with me on top and Arust just behind — and Gnolldeath wasn’t in the description at all).

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  1. Genghisk says:

    Epic fail!
    Love the cartoon. One only a Hunter can truly appreciate :)

  2. Sicadastra says:

    These have been great overall, but this one made me truly guffaw. And I don’t drag out the word guffaw for just anything…

  3. Zat says:

    I certainly chortled. That meter is priceless. It brings the whole things together.

  4. Omogon says:

    Excellent :D

  5. Vyk says:

    That’s what he gets for using a bow

  6. Boyd says:

    Awesome! There used to be a fellow hunter in my guild that would compete with me. It always turned into a battle like your comic (trickery of some sort), and no one else ever understood what was going on. “It’s a hunter thing” was usually our reasoning.

    Also of note, I have race changed my hunter. He was formerly a fairy humpin’ Night Elf. Now he’s a ridiculously good looking member of the Master Race – the Dwarves! (Thanks for the email, Frost!)

  7. the Cheerleader says:

    tee hee heee:D i do like GD chasing Hrist around:P However.. i do not think your priest healer would kill the pally healer. She likes her too much! :P but yes, truly funny! Poor Arust.. i wonder what “hunter thing” he will come up with to retaliate for the scrolls:P maybe an epic long fight where bullets run out and a bow with endless ammo?

  8. Hrist says:

    Bah! Gnolldeath and I are tight, he’d never attack me.

    I agree though that the priest healer wouldn’t want to kill Bella but only cuz she is too nice. Any sane person wants Bella dead. >:)

  9. Myrdreon says:

    Those recount notes are great!

  10. Arthemystia says:

    Damnit! Now I really want to be able to make my pet attack raid members.

  11. the Cheerleader says:

    O.o

    >:)

  12. Purp says:

    hehe another great comic, laughin hard at this one.

  13. Kiaara says:

    LOL. Wow, this was a great one. Nice job.

  14. Satsok says:

    I actually haven’t seen any Arust posts since forever. Is he still around?

  15. TheKnightOne says:

    I do feel that we Night Elf, bow-wielding hunters are being a bit under-represented here. Frost I know you are QQ-ing about the Lich King dropping a bow… but shouldnt it be telling you something? Im sure Arust will get his own back after this piece of trickery!

  16. Ryuki says:

    Holy cow that was indeed epic. Great job and very funny stuff right there.

  17. Hailphage says:

    Awesome! :D

  18. Shadowstreak says:

    @TheKnightOne

    I’m with you buddy.

  19. Tlord says:

    Greater Than:

    Night Elf: The Sleak, Precise, and Cunning Stalker.. Hunting Is In Their Blood

    Drawf: The Loud, Drunk, and Clumsy Gun-Weilder.. Only Thing They Hunt Down Is Their Next Ale

    Night Elf > Dwarf

  20. Fradin says:

    Thats when a Fiend Death or MD does come in handy !, had a good laugh over this one lmao.

  21. Aldrong says:

    lol but makes u think, what if the rouge wasnt afk XO

  22. Factoid says:

    Always a gem finding these posts. Dwarven trickery is a thing to be reckoned.

  23. Oyless says:

    Why isn’t this one listed under “Frostheim Goggles” section?

  24. Oyless says:

    Ahh, now it is!

  25. Eidelweiss says:

    Terrific! There’s so much going on there, you can’t look at it just once :)

  26. Chicali says:

    hey Frostheim :)

    I’m an Alliance hunter on Windrunner that began playing back in the vanilla WoW days and I’ve been lurking on your site for many years. I trust your theories since you have huge data sets (which is a total turn-on for chicks, btw) and generally try to avoid the “other” sites when I am in need of definitive information.

    A huge debate raged today within my guild regarding hunter global CDs. Everyone (but me) insisted haste reduced the global CD. Having already read everything you had to say about haste and the global CD, I knew this was not true. However, I was unable to tell them WHY. Feeling like I was in desperate need of an int buff finally pushed me to write to you with this question.

    Why is it that hunters are the only class that cannot reduce their global CD with haste? What was Blizzard’s reasoning in doing this? Did it have something to do with the days of single key macro spams?

    Any light you can shed on this subject would be appreciated and even though I would love to tell them I figured it out all by myself, I will give you proper credit :)

    Thanks in advance!

    Chicali

  27. Frostheim says:

    Most classes have a GCD of 1.5 seconds (I believe rogues and feral kitties have a 1sec base GCD, but not certain — don’t pay a lot of attention to them). Anyone whose abilities are affected by *spell* haste will have their GCD lowered by their haste, to a minimum of 1 sec. Those classes that are not affected by spell haste are stuck at a 1.5 sec GCD — this basically just leaves hunters, warriors, and death knights at the 1.5 sec.

    As for *why* they decided to do this, I cannot say, but I suspect it’s this: Haste did not always affect the GCD, and when it was changed was back when we had a “spell haste” stat. So when all haste became the same thing, they kept the distinction of whether haste would affect the GCD based on the old spell haste vs haste mentality. Really, it’s just a leftover from a couple of outdated mechanics, honestly.

    Right now the hunter class is balanced around a 1.5 sec GCD, so they can’t change it without upsetting that balance. However in Cataclysm everything is being reworked and rebalanced anyway, so it’s entirely possible that we’ll see haste affect everyone’s GCD the same way (which would make life a lot simpler).

  28. Chicali says:

    Thanks, Frostheim!

    I appreciate the quick response. I have passed this information along to the uninformed hunters regarding your theory as to why casters can lower their GCD. Actually, I also informed them (again) of your website because it is a great resource. Your insight, theorycrafting, and general math lessons have been a big help. We appreciate your work and this site :)

    Have a great evening!

    ~Chica