grizz-hills

I’m a bear lover. No surprise there. So it follows that I like the Grizzly Hills. But not just for the bears, there are a lot of other great things about ‘the Hills’.

  • Great music.
  • A couple fun achievements.
  • Very entertaining quest chains, including a cool run for your life on horseback.
  • Good fishing.
  • A daily quest that pays you to burn trolls.

Really, what’s not to like.

The best thing of all though, is after eating over 1,900 Conjured Mana Strudel it allows me a chance to relieve myself. The Conjured Mana Strudel is high in fiber and potassium, and after holding that and other food in for over two years, I could pass Thrall through my colon.

This simple, natural, life necessity brings a new level of detail to the game. This verisimilitude is a hallmark of good gaming. No longer do I just have to run around and pick up others things’ poo. Now I can leave my own in a sanitary, green, private fashion.

And besides, until they add smell to the game, how much worse can it get?

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  1. the Cheerleader says:

    things that you think about Arust… i tell you:D

    Very fun:D

  2. MrJackdaw says:

    *laughs long, and loud*

  3. David says:

    The music reminds of the music from the movie “Cold Mountain”

  4. Arthemystia says:

    I watched a drunk guy poop on my sidewalk once. Outhouses ftw.

  5. fratricide says:

    so you watch guys poop Arthemystia?