So I’m continuing to get many requests for Myr’s second installment of the Hunter Macro series. As an FYI, this is not it. I’ve been out of town so haven’t had a chance to harass Myr about the next article, but I assume that he hasn’t gotten to it because he’s busy molestering small woodland animals. He is an elf, after all.

However, without consulting with Myr in any way, I feel confidant it promising the following things on his behalf:

  • The next installment in the macro article will be in by the end of this week!
  • It will be the Hunter Essential Macros, with the actual macros that you need to get by
  • He will advise you on evil satanic macros that you should stay away from!
  • He will let you see the incredibly cool one-button macro that he calls “Blue Thunder” which he has never showed a living soul before!
  • If at least 20 people post comments on his macro article he will, as a special favor to all our female (and gay) readers, record an audio file of him saying some macro-related stuff. He is an aussie, so the sound of his accent alone is nearly pornographic. We have a lot of female readers here at the WHU, and we like to keep ‘em happy.

So there’s something extra special to look forward to, all more benefits of paying yer dues. What other hunter blog promises so much, for so little?

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  1. quivering says:

    if you guys make me redo my macros, im gonna be soooooooooo teed off. i got a near perfect system, and i just know youre gonna go screwing it up with your “knowledge”

    unless you macro in an emote that involves “whiping it out.” inspired by a previous post, i like seeing the response from folks when i summon a vanity pet and people read that i “whip out the black kingsnake”. good times.

    good god, what am i, 12?

  2. Axebrew says:

    @Quivering – Older hunters graduate to “working the boomstick.”

    @Frosty – Yay! More macros for us lazy–er, I mean “efficient”–folks!

    @Myr – If you record something, please make sure you mention making your (bow) staff thrum. Just for Neven.

  3. Eddras says:

    oooo blue thunder that sounds imba i wanna seeeeee i named my macro to blow all my cds at once “death” but im no macro master so id like to hear it from a pro

  4. Mornmist says:

    I hope this will cover the essential 13th Warrior collaborative macros.

  5. Mercyfulfate says:

    I´m curious to see the macro´s !! x-special th blue thunder.

  6. Hrist says:

    Like lambs to the slaughter!

  7. Neven says:

    The last time I heard Myr talk about making his staff thrum it gave me nightmares. Though if he does it in that sexah aussie voice, it might be different…

  8. tsu says:

    I want to see that “Blue Thunder” ^^