Screw You Sons of Hodir

Posted: by Frostheim


Dear Sons of Hodir,

Just finding you was a massive, massive chore. I did terrible things just to get an introduction. I whipped slaves. Consorted with goblins. Fought in  all-chick gladatorial arenas.

Okay, well that last one was a little bit of all right.

But then when I met you and asked for my shoulder enchant, you said I was not worthy. You had quests for me, and it wasn’t enough that I just help you out. You wanted my help every day, day after day. I’ve butchered scores of frozen elementals just to cool off your stupid scrap metal. Fed your ghosts worm meat. Polished your helm. Blew your forefathers.

I’m not sure why you needed my help so badly. It was very clear that pretty close to the entire frickin’ server was already helping you. So much so that I could barely complete your tasks.

I am pleased to finally be exalted among your ranks. Thank you for the good shoulder enchant, it is awesomesauce.

Now fuck off.

I want nothing more to do with you ever again.

         – Love Frostheim

 

PS: I may get a new shoulder item when Ulduar goes live in 3.1, in which case I’ll be back for another enchant.

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  1. Vael says:

    Now that made me LoL. ;)

  2. Anonymous says:

    I agree 100%. Everyday as I complete six dailies I think … come on blizz…. tabard.

  3. Mykaela says:

    Maybe it’s just me, but I would have added “and died several times in the process” after “could barely complete your tasks”. Sigh. I’m tired of that place.

  4. Camthalion says:

    Pure class… and agree 100%

  5. Nascair says:

    i actually did die several times in the process and im only honored :”(

  6. Burazaazu says:

    Amen, brother.

  7. Prelious says:

    A curse on those who had the gold to buy their way through it! Yea..I’m jealous!

  8. Frostheim says:

    I should also point out that when I was getting Sons of Hodir rep, the ONLY way to get rep was to do the dailies. They instituted the turnins just after I hit exalted.

  9. Teach says:

    Personally I have decided to drop a prof and level inscription. F*ck the sons of Hodir, I’ll go the long way round on general principal

  10. Arthemystia says:

    I must be the only person who didn’t mind the Hodir stuff. I do them sometimes even still, when I’m bored and have run out of my other dailies (Argent, JC, etc.). Except that flying one. That one can rot.

    /shrug