Dear Sons of Hodir,
Just finding you was a massive, massive chore. I did terrible things just to get an introduction. I whipped slaves. Consorted with goblins. Fought in all-chick gladatorial arenas.
Okay, well that last one was a little bit of all right.
But then when I met you and asked for my shoulder enchant, you said I was not worthy. You had quests for me, and it wasn’t enough that I just help you out. You wanted my help every day, day after day. I’ve butchered scores of frozen elementals just to cool off your stupid scrap metal. Fed your ghosts worm meat. Polished your helm. Blew your forefathers.
I’m not sure why you needed my help so badly. It was very clear that pretty close to the entire frickin’ server was already helping you. So much so that I could barely complete your tasks.
I am pleased to finally be exalted among your ranks. Thank you for the good shoulder enchant, it is awesomesauce.
Now fuck off.
I want nothing more to do with you ever again.
– Love Frostheim
PS: I may get a new shoulder item when Ulduar goes live in 3.1, in which case I’ll be back for another enchant.