I am a Nelf hunter… female nelf hunter. I have never danced on a mail box. I have a cat and worg pet (cat being the first I tamed and worg from northrend because besides a Belf female it needs a sandwich more than I do so I felt bad for the fella) . I fish to feed the cat, kill things to eat the meat, feed the worg and I think I have a skinning issue… I earned 400 unarmed skill punching Dragons so i could skin em and had nothing else to do… Brewfest is by far the BEST holiday ever… and I’ve only ever viciously taken Halaa back from the Horde for the Whiskey. Been an elf for a long time no intent on changing… however.

There are some elves out there who make my blood boil and start seeing if this skinning knife works on humanoids again. Prissy, barely clothed, haughty, stuck up, flower smelling tree humping sons a boars who run around making the rest of us night elf hunters look bad. If I have to tell one more elf to stop doing flips over my worg because our tank isn’t pulling and they are bored… I’m not warning them actually… I’ll just shoot. Misdirection is a beautiful thing.

I may be the same species… but I truly understand your hatred of em. And if you are asking ‘why not roll a dwarf?’ here is your answer… the camera was too low to the ground.

At least twice a week a group of us go troubleshooting. Always there is some Horde trying to prove a pointless point on Borentundra by attacking Astaranarr or of the likes. Usually a few 80′s showing off what they belive to be skill whilst 10 or so 68-75 wanna be’s try to trick or taunt a pvp fight. So we go “troubleShootin”, giving numerous deaths out for free Now a Nelf can [Shadow Meld] and drawfs cant….so were is the Stalking Sniper abilities of a Dwraf o.0

Nothing sweeter than HeadHunting Horde all the while they have no idea how many Hunters of the “superior” Elven race have them targeted in AB while shadow melded. As for the dwarf’s role; annoy the hell out of the horde with thier drunken laugh wave.file wich sends even the cockroaches to run for insanities sake…. IMO

As for eating weeds and such like…….YUCK!!!!!!!!!

Give me a big plate of raw meat. or cooked, i dont mind which.

Let me just strike a blow for dwarf women here…..

Night elf female dance is not sexy – do you notice how it looks like they are wafting farts – which they probably are. And they have funny eyes. And huge, wobbly ears. Ok, the female dwarves are landed with a stick-up-the-arse Irish type dance and for this reason I like to bring my draeni to parties for her belly dance style, but at least we have curves! And I can flatten girders with my thighs. REAL women play dwarf hunters

And on the subject of pets – I too have a trophy Loque-nahak but my wolf is for raiding….

I do like elven women though and that sexy stripper dance they do

Don’t be ridiculous! That statement implies that we all have the same abilities, which we don’t, or that we are all equal, which we are not.

Trolls and Dwarves have the bow/gun racial, a clear mathematical advantage to our dps. Dwarves have the rugged good looks and alcohol tolerance, a clear evolutionary advantage to our cps (chicks per second).